Cutting, Bootie, Boiled Frogs etc...

Dear Imaginary Psychiatrist,
remind me sometime to tell you about the following:

1. The nightmares I have

2. The time I sacrificed a frog

3. The scars on my arms and feet

4. My imaginary friend(s) when I was little

5. My constant struggle with my self-esteem and self-loathing

6. How I am more like my mom than I care to admit

7. How the fucking pills you prescribed aren't working

8. How much I love pot, how I don't smoke it enough, and how I wish it was legal

9. My obsession with grammar, spelling, order, and rules.

10. Turn signals, four way stops, tractor drivers who wave